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Have you married yet ? Well, there was a story about a couple that have been married for thirty years.

One day, the wife asked her husband to describe her. The husband looked at her for a while, and then said:

H: "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."

The wife became curious and asked the husband:

W: "What does that mean?"

Then, the husband smiled and said:

H: "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot."

The wife's cheek turned to red. She smiled happily and said:

W: "Oh, that's so lovely. What about I, J, K?"

The husband said:

H: "I'm Just Kidding!"

In a train compartment, there are 3 men and a young woman. The four passengers join in conversation, which very soon turns to the erotic. Then, the young woman proposes, "If each of you will give me $1.00, I will show you my legs."

The men, charmed by this young college girl, all pull a buck out of their wallet. And then the girl pulls up her dress a bit to show her legs. 

Then she says, "If each of you gentlemen will give me $10.00, I'll show you my thighs,". And men being what they are, they all pull out a ten dollar bill. The girl pulls up her dress all the way to her legs in full.

Conversation continues, and the men, a bit excited, have all taken off their coats. Then the young girl says, "If you will give me $100, I will show you where I was operated on for appendicitis." All three fork over the money. The girl then turned to the window and points outside at a building they're passing. "See there in the distance. That's the hospital where I had it done!"

Source: Jokes4us

It was the first day of school in Dallas and a new student named Suzuki, the son of a Japanese businessman, entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, “Let’s begin by reviewing some American history. Who said, “Give me Liberty, or give me Death?”

She saw a sea of blank faces,except for Suzuki, who had his hand up

“Patrick Henry, 1775” He said.

“Very good! Who said, Government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth?”

Again, no response except from Suzuki : “Abraham Lincoln, 1863” said Suzuki.

The teacher snapped at the class, “Class, you should be ashamed.

Suzuki, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do.”

She heard a loud whisper : “Screw the Japs.”

“Who said that?” She demanded angrily.

Suzuki put his hand up. “Lee Iacocca, 1982.”

At that point, a student in the back said, “I’m gonna puke.”

Without patience, the teacher glares and asks ‘All right! Now, who said that?”

Again, Suzuki says, “George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991.”

Now furious, another student yells, “Oh yeah? Suck this!”

Suzuki jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, “I know”

“Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!”